Laugh It Off

From time to time, there will be some funny pictures and short articles just to make you smile...

Youth Corpers, Please what is going on here?







Did you do this in Secondary School, where someone summons the courage to knock on the door and then steps back, while the other person speaks.












Akpos Explaining Marketing:

1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” -
That’s Direct Marketing.

2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Gorgeous Girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
“He’s very rich. Marry him!” – That’s Advertising.

3. You are at a party and see a Gorgeous Girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich!
Can i marry you?” - That’s Brand
Recognition.

4. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and say: “I
am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That’s Customer Feedback.

5. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and say: “I
am very rich. Marry me!” And she
introduces you to her husband. - That’s Demand and Supply
Gap.

6. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and before
you say: “I m rich, Marry me!”, your wife arrives. –
That’s Restriction for Entering New Markets




Akpos in The Exam Hall

While preparing for WAEC Ofego told Akpos to pay money so that he would see a native doctor.

According to him once the exams
commenced no one would be able to see them cheating.

Akpos paid to him and when the exams commenced Akpos was whispering and urging Ofego to lead the way.

Of course Ofego didn't do anything but when the pressure got too much he mustered
courage and walked to the front of the hall, opened his bag brought out his book and
strolled back to his seat.

His confidence obviously confused the invigilator who assumed he had just gone to pick a pen. Immediately he sat down Akpos leapt to his feet and sauntered to the front of the class to
get his notebook but this time the invigilator was watching closely and as he strolled back
to his seat with his Book the invigilator screamed at him; "STOP! What do u want to use that book for? "

Akpos turned in Suprise and asked; " Sir are you seeing me?