Jokes... Akpos in Abuja

Akpos went to Abuja to see his uncle.
He got to his
uncle’s office very early by 8am and the
secretary said
he should come back by 2pm that Oga is
not
around.
So, Akpos had to hang around till 2pm.
By 1pm, hunger
was wiring Akpos. He had not eaten
since morning and
only had N200 in his pocket.
There was no
fast food around the
to eat only
hotels.
Akpos began to feel dizzy so he
decided to find a solution. He looked around
and saw a
fantastic 5 star
hotel. He
adjusted himself, cleaned his dusty
shoe, wiped his oily
face with hanky and entered the hotel with
confidence.
In d lobby, the receptionist at the front
desk said:
are u here to see somebody or
you want to
lodge? Akpos said confidently “lodging!”.
The hotel receptionist said the
cheapest
room here
is N47k per night.
Akpos: “no problem dis place is lovely,
just like the
hotel I slept at yesterday in Dubai
on my way from
United states.
Receptionist said “thank you sir“. Akpos
said:
But can I pay in hard
currency as I've
not changed my dollars?
Receptionist: No problem sir
Akpos: but first, where is your
restaurant I want to eat before I go up to
the
room.
They
showed
Akpos to the restaurant and told
the chef to treat
him well cos he was a new customer that
just
came back from US! The chef
welcomed
him and
gave him the menu. Akpos first ordered
appetiser,
2 bowls of assorted pepper soup
with a
bottle of
red spanish wine. Total cost N18k.
Next for the main meal, Akpos ordered
pounded yam, efo riro
with snail and catfish! - N15k.
Akpos
total bill was
now N33K but Akpos only had N200
They cleared his empty plate
away and
brought the bill. Akpos began to
sweat even
inside cold air conditioned room. The waiter
came twice
to the
table, Akpos waved him away
that he
was still relaxing after the heavy meal.
The staff began to suspect Akpos,
that
he didn’t
have money, they called security
and gathered
round him. Akpos looked at all of
them quietly,
then he
brought out one his phones and
used it to dial
another one in his pocket which
was on
silent. Akpos (on the phone):
Ehen, is it time?
Yes na, the bomb is still with me not yet
exploded.
…In 2 minutes?
Of course, no problem, I will detonate it
on time. I‘m
proud to be suicide bomber, and there
are many people where Iam, so the impact
will be even
better. Yes o.
Government
will have no choice but to listen to our
cause. Before
Akpos even dropped phone, the restaurant
had cleared.
As he walked out of the restaurant,
nobody was in the lobby. Even the street
was
empty!