Jokes... Akpos and Dad

Dad: My Son, please buy me a soft drink.
Akpos: Coke or Pepsi?
Dad: Coke.
Akpos: Diet or regular?
Dad: Regular.
Akpos: Bottle or can?
Dad: Bottle.
Akpos: Litre or oz?
Dad: Oh my God!! What is it??!! Ok, Just buy
me water!
Akpos: Natural or Mineral?
Dad: Mineral.
Akpos: Hot or cold?
Dad(angry): I'm going to strike you with a
broom!
Akpos: Stick broom or soft broom?
Dad: Aha!!! Just get out of here!
Akpos: Now or tomorrow?
Dad: Now!
Akpos: Are you accompanying me or not?
Dad: I will kill you!
Akpos: With knife or with gun?
Dad got frustrated and fainted.